My wife is the only one who drives the KJ now due to my right foot being severely mangled. I so much as try and stomp on the brake pedal and I'll break it a third time!
We've just come back from so off road fun and teaching Jen how to approach big puddles and mud pits and how to go through them.
Jeep completely coated in muck!
I mean you couldn't even tell if the head lamps were on!
The back of my Thule wind deflector on the roof rack was coated!
She did good!
Had a blast!
We go to the gas station for some refreshments.
Buddy pulls into a gas station parking lot and parks next to us in a TJ with some fancy boy racer wheels,knobby tires, tube bumper, 30 feet of recovery strap wound around it!
Cheap shit driving lights on the A pillars.
Not a speck of mud or trail rash on the body work...
Well, she gets out and moans out a complaint as she instantly gets a good schmeer of fresh mud and other assorted goo on her pants
Dick head in the TJ calls her a poser and say's girlly Jeep no less! I, being a man get out of the KJ,cast and all and hobble over to his jeep and have a look at it.
Buddy once again exclaims a sound "Pffff" as he looks at the front of the jeep and see's a winch! I light a cigar and wait for Jeniffer to exit the store with out assortment of goodies for us and the girls in the back seat.
Buddy no exits the gas station convenience store and looks at me with big eyes as he notices caked dry mud all over my legs and cast; now he doesn't say anything anything anymore but just looks at me and "My Rig"
I state politely "Nice TJ! Off road much in it?" He looks at my and replies "I just jot it actually" Hmm. Your license plate tag shows you've had it for the last 9 months! and your son told me you've had it since new!"
"So? Who's the poser here? Your Jeep only see's off road when you pull out of the gas station parking lot and those fancy tires get to touch some gravel!"
"Oh, Nice tow strap...It's so clean it's frightening"
Hobble back to the passenger side and climb back in.
Jen gets back in, I look at her, shake my head, and she looks out her window
and say's to the guy "There are people that do and there people that want everybody else to think that they do!
