Random Worth Repeating or Funny Quotes Thread...

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    "If you can't explain it to a seven year old, then you don't really understand it yourself."

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    "The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money."

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    "Taxes are the price you pay for living in a civilized society?
    No!
    Taxes are the price you pay to avoid being kidnapped by the government."

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    "Man is condemned to be free; because once thrown into the world, he is responsible for everything he does."

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    I give up - what is it?
     
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    Isn't that the 182$ Mopar gas cap installation tool?
     
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    :D :D :D
     
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    It's a repaired connecting rod from a compressor or generator, I think. For sale on craigslist with some machine tools.

    Wild repair job!
     
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    "Necessity is the mother of all invention."

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    MacGyvering is the fix that comes when all the 'good ideas' have been expended and the 'stupid idea' does the trick :D
     
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    We’re all here cuz we’re not all there

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    From what I have heard about Aerosmith, that quote is true on a number of different levels. :D
     
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    "Men occasionally stumble over the truth, most just pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing happened."

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    "Love those that deserve it the least. For they are the ones that need it the most"


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    I don't feel tardy...

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    "If a nation expects to be ignorant and free, it expects what never was and never will be."

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    "Duh."

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