Random Worth Repeating or Funny Quotes Thread...

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    I saw this quote and thought it was worth repeating/entertaining/interesting.




    "In Italy for 30 years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder, bloodshed. They produced Michaelangelo, Leonardo Da Vinci, and The Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love, 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The Coo-Coo Clock."


    Quote from the movie "The Third Man-1949-Orson Welles


    I have more but does anyone else have a favorite quote/saying or quip? I like reading stuff like this. Does anyone else?


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    ^^and...."if you have no enemies, then you never stood up for anything".....Winston Churchill....


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    Or " Don't cry over spilled milk " another old farmer saying
    and maybe others ......

    I'm still liking this one ,
    "if you have no enemies, then you never stood up for anything".....Winston Churchill....