Random Thoughts Thread

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Bennett, Aug 12, 2006.

  1. ftaa

    ftaa Full Access Member

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    does a camel look down and say "hey i have pussy foot"
     
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    No, the camel only says guess what day it is ? Hump day on Wednesday but the rest of the week could be camel toe days. :happy175:
     
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    I've never stuffed $50k into a woman's underwear.
    I'm going to try to roll it over into something.

    ...the 401k, not the underwear:emotions34:
     
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    profdlp Grouchy Old Cuss

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    Figuratively speaking, it has been done many, many times by lots of men. I prefer the low maintenance gals, myself. :mexsmoke:
     
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    profdlp Grouchy Old Cuss

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    So I took a side job putting together a swing set. How hard could that be? An easy $100, right?

    Five hours today and I'm maybe 1/3 done.

    Prairie Ridge All Cedar Swingset | ToysRUs

    Yet another questionable life choice I am fast coming to regret... :emotions34:
     
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    That's gonna come out to $6.666 per hour. The devil you say!! :icon_twisted:
    The next one should go a lot quicker. :happy175:
     
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    Don't worry prof, they always send a bunch of extra nuts and bolts with those things
     
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    profdlp Grouchy Old Cuss

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    I'm sure that Satan has a hand in this somewhere. :flamingdevil:

    They're ain't a-gonna be a next one. :favorites68:

    I've already got all the nuts I need. They did manage to leave out a half-dozen of the boards necessary, though. The lady I'm doing this for is supposed to have them delivered by tomorrow. I managed to work around it today.

    Any of you guys want to help me tomorrow?

    [YT]ODFMXGmd0Tw[/YT]
     
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    my aunt bought one of those "sheds" from costco the plastic ones... she asks me to come over to put it together.... first instruction ..."this will take 4 men 5 hours to build" took me and my wife 2 .
     
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    Somewhere in the fine print disclaimers it said something about taking breaks and drinking beer and telling old stories when it referred to "4 men and 5 hours."
    Things involving women sometimes go much quicker than most men are willing to admit:icon_confused:
     
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    profdlp Grouchy Old Cuss

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    I remember that happening at times when I was a teenager. :emotions34:
     
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    What like a date would be over and shes walking to the house and you just got the nerve to finally reach first base ?
     
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    Or perhaps him getting a home run before she even thinks he got to first base.
     
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    Just got home from a week long CNC macro programming class. So good to be back I'm not a big fan of hotels.
     
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    Hotels are fun the first night usually when at trainings/ conferences etc :icon_lol:
    When I started with the state my job required travelling all over Ohio. So at first it was fun spending 2-3 nights a week in a different town/ hotel etc. After 2-3 weeks that wore off REAL quick. Did build up a lot of points/ free nights for different hotels though.
     
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    This isn't fair.

    It wasn't like this in the past.

    Now I just can't...

    Hmm...

    No, what I'm talking about isn't BAD at all.

    It's actually very good.

    But I can't believe this actually happened to me.
     
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    ...and if anyone was wondering, she wasn't wearing any panties today either.

    Now back to my previous post, unrelated to no-panties...

    :)
     
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    Spent a few hours detailing my Chevy today. I noticed some orange spots all over the outside that looked like surface rust. The car only has 5k miles on it and is only 3 months old. It shouldn't be rusting already. But nothing would take the spots off. I tried everything from cleaner to clay bar. Took it up to the dealership and they tell me it's brake dust and it has something to do with the color my car is. The brake dust bonds to the paint and they have to use acid to get it off. Never heard that one before. Anyone else have a 2015 Chevy with summit white paint?
     
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    Also scored a 34 year old bottle of Jack Daniels and a 3/4 horse industrial bench grinder today. Love garage sales.
     
  20. HoosierJeeper

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    What kind of clay did you use? The normal store bought stuff?
    You'll want to get some more aggressive clay
    Detailer's Universal Detailing Clay 200 grams - Aggressive Grade

    Or a Nanoskin sponge...I have this one, it works great, this is the aggressive one
    Nanoskin Autoscrub Speedy Prep Sponge Medium Grade

    Either way acid shouldn't be needed. :emotions34::happy175:

    Another thing that would also work is this stuff
    Iron X Iron Remover, CQuartz IronX, Paint Cleaner, paint decontamination

    Lots of people use the nanoskin and the IronX...wash, iron x, wash, clay/nanoskin. Then polish and protect.