Call in Sick. Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today. I sick, headache, stomach ache, legs hurt, I no come work.' The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like that, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.' Two hours later Hung Chow calls again . 'I do what you say, I feel great. I be work soon..........you got nice house.'