You Know You're Driving A KJ When.......

group therapy? that's like an alcoholic getting group therapy from a winery club... oh and yes those rails have taken too much clearance so you need a lift unless you wish to be laughed at and just crawl malls

You know your driving a KJ when you take your wifes F 150 with a 5.8 L cause it gets better gas mileage !!!!!!!

You know you're driving a KJ when it pees front diff fluid on the garage floor like a non-housebroken dog that needs a diaper........geeeezzzzz........leaky diff seal = 21.00 for the seal and 2 hours labor at the dealer @ 85.00 an hour = 201.00 or something like that with tax........too cold out and I know they did it in less time than that.........Anyway, I'm taking "the pig" to Rausch Creek on the 17th and flog it on the trail in 4lo.......that'll fix it.

Dave

You know you're driving a KJ (Renegade!) when people in passing cars and pedestrians turn to look at you when you go around a corner

You also know you're driving a KJ when there's 987398792387 lights on your dashboard ](*,)

....when you can make a curb-to-curb U-Turn on a Brooklyn street without having to put it in reverse. Fantastic turning radius. Can't even do that with a PT Cruiser.

yeah but my regulators never crap out. i have an '01....ok '02.
1..but really the one thing that ithought of is when you pull up next to a "STOCK KJ" and have to take a picture of it.
2..or when oyou have a picture on your desktop of a SFA.
3..or when you sit next to a stock YJ, TJ or KJ and look at them like hhahahhaha, what are you doing witht that low rider.
4..when you're talking to a guy or girl that has a XJ and you ask them if you can buy their front axel.
5..when you think you can fabricate a YJ/TJ bumper onto your Kj and actually do it!!.
6..or better yet, when you park it next to your YJ thats sitting on Dana 60's, coil spring conversion, locked front and rear via ARB, reinforced cage, ATLAS 2 2 stick, with no enging or trans, and it looks like a low rider. damn i hate that.
7..or when you add too many lights and you have to add an alternator from a 4.7. and with those all those lights that you have you use them to poach, by shooting out of your driver window.
8..or best yet, when you get lost in the woods, all you have to do is fold the back seats down and sleep in the back.....just some of what i could think of

KJ zGal said:

You know you're driving a KJ (Renegade!) when people in passing cars and pedestrians turn to look at you when you go around a corner

You also know you're driving a KJ when there's 987398792387 lights on your dashboard ](*,)

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i dont get either of those
(popcorn)

... when you don't need to shovel your drive way EVER again!

got some looks this morning from my snow shoveling neighbors when ... the garage door opened and I burst through the snowbank that is my drive way and continued on down the street as if it was mid July ...lmao

Luke said:

... when you don't need to shovel your drive way EVER again!

got some looks this morning from my snow shoveling neighbors when ... the garage door opened and I burst through the snowbank that is my drive way and continued on down the street as if it was mid July ...lmao

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You need to post a video of that...

...when you can't find a dual exhaust setup for under $600, and guys in Rubicon Wranglers get jealous of you in traffic.

........when everyone elce is slipping and sliding all over the place on the ice and snow we're having here and you can drive in a straight line with a smile on your face.....

Dave

You know you're driving a KJ when you buy a transmission filter kit from the store and get the wrong filters.

You know you still drive a [stock] KJ when everyone else around you looks 5" taller.

You know your driving a KJ because ... Chicks look at your cute SUV while u drive by !! No, seriously, chicks kinda dig this ride !!Oh, don't get me wrong, gotta love that fact too !! Just to prove it, my girlfriend has gone to work 20 minutes ago with MY jeep. Problem is, she's driving a 2009 Pontiac Vibe with the 2.4L engine which is pretty sweet...And +1 for the high beam thing, i had my Liberty for 2 weeks and its already been like 3 bypassers who flashed me for the lights... Yeah well, you wait till i get it 2inches higher.... my beams===> Your face .... Argh didnt mean to be rude !! Sry

TigerClaws said:

You know your driving a KJ because ... Chicks look at your cute SUV while u drive by !! No, seriously, chicks kinda dig this ride !!Oh, don't get me wrong, gotta love that fact too !! Just to prove it, my girlfriend has gone to work 20 minutes ago with MY jeep.

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I would have to agree, I bought a KJ because of how cute they are and all of my friends think my car is adorable!!

Not long ago someone said my KJ was cute, but I didn't mind because she was too!