What have you rescued this year..

I was wondering what you all may of pulled out of the ditch, snow bank, mud so far with your KJ's?
Here is my list so far,

-Pontiac Montana from a snow filled ditch, 2 x 30ft tow straps
-Toyota 4runner from a big snow drift at work
-2000 jeep grand cherokee, stuck in snow at work 1 x 30ft tow strap
-2003 dodge dakota 2x4 stuck in snow in our yard, i live on a farm.
-toyota 4runner stuck in snow at work, again.
I could of pulled out a few more guys that hit the ditch on the highway but it would not of been safe for me so they had to get a towtruck.
-does pulling my quad out of the ditch count? I have done this at least ten times this year, the snow is just too deep and ******* top.
So lets hear it boys and girls, what have you rescued? \/

Dang!! Does your jeep say "Liberty Towing Service" on the side of it? \/ I haven't had the opportunity to unstuck anyone but myself, I need a locker. #-o

Ive not pulled anyone out either. Ive never seen anyone thats stuck.. ](*,)

I have rescued a turtle! He was out in the road and I stopped and got him. \/

I towed my wife's Subaru Forester into the shop one day, but so far my Liberty hasn't outdone my John Deere... (biggrin)

Jus a dodge caravan (last night) out of some mud, gave me a small fit it was resting on the front k-member and loaded with crap
Also the jeep got itself out of a ditch, just dropped it in 4 low, cut the wheel and mashed the gas. (whistle)